E porque um dia sem violência gratuita não vale a pena...

Obrigada http://www.sickipedia.org/ e shor Flávio.

You're about as much use as Anne Frank's drum kit.

I can't think of anything worse after a night of drinking than waking up next to someone and not being able to remember their name, or how you met, or why they're dead.

I was checking into a hotel the other week. At the counter, a guy in front of me said curtly to the receptionist, "I hope the porn channel is disabled."

Unbelievable what some people are into.

I don't know what's happening in this country. You've got school children dressing like whores and whores dressing like school children. It's a nightmare - you don't know whether to carry sweets or money.

I went for a job interview as a blacksmith yesterday. He said, "Have you ever shoed a horse?"

I said, "No, but I've told a donkey to fuck off."

(ainda não consegui parar de rir com esta!)

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb?

T get to the other side.

Karvela (ahhh, umas belas piadolas familiares para começar a tarde!)