E porque um dia sem violência gratuita não vale a pena...
You're about as much use as Anne Frank's drum kit.
I can't think of anything worse after a night of drinking than waking up next to someone and not being able to remember their name, or how you met, or why they're dead.
I was checking into a hotel the other week. At the counter, a guy in front of me said curtly to the receptionist, "I hope the porn channel is disabled."
Unbelievable what some people are into.
I don't know what's happening in this country. You've got school children dressing like whores and whores dressing like school children. It's a nightmare - you don't know whether to carry sweets or money.
I went for a job interview as a blacksmith yesterday. He said, "Have you ever shoed a horse?"
I said, "No, but I've told a donkey to fuck off."
(ainda não consegui parar de rir com esta!)
How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb?
T get to the other side.
Karvela (ahhh, umas belas piadolas familiares para começar a tarde!)