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Thank God for the "Save Maddie" fund. Her parents can afford a babysitter now.

What's the difference between Madeleine McCann and Madeleine McCann jokes?

Madeleine McCann jokes will get old.

What's the plus side of a costly spring family holiday in Portugal?

A cheaper Christmas

What's the difference between Madeleine McCann and a tan?

A tan doesn't dissapear until after the holiday.

A black man walks into a bar with a giant parrot on his shoulder.
The bar tender asks "Fucking hell! Where did you get that from?"
"Africa," the parrot says. "There's hundreds of the fuckers."

(Isto lembra-me uma piada que o Herman contou uma vez na Roda da Sorte: "O Cândido Mota chega ao médico com um sapo na cabeça e o médico pergunta 'Então, conte-me lá o que se passa!' e diz o sapo 'Já viu Sr. Dr., o que me cresceu no cú?'")

Karvela