Scoop

Ontem vi o Scoop. A menina Scarlett a fazer de Woody Allen é algo de fabuloso. As piadas são vertiginosas (vi sem legendas, falharam-me algumas), e não compreendo alguém não gostar do humor do padrasto pederasta. Ele é velho; ele casou com a filha adoptiva da ex-mulher; ele é génio.

Frasezinhas a reter:

Sid Waterman: I was born of the Hebrew persuasion, but I converted to narcissism.

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Sondra Pransky: How can we meet him?
Sid Waterman: You know, I don't know... They have a class system. He's an aristocrat and, you know, we're... we're commoners. In fact according to his system, we're... I think we're probably classified as scum.

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Sid Waterman: I was in the lounge, I heard you drowning, I finished my tea and scones and came immediately!

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Sondra Pransky: [Peter told them he'd be out of town but then they spotted him across the street] I just can't believe he lied to me!
Sid Waterman: Maybe he's just doing something he's ashamed of, like maybe he belongs to these clubs where he dresses up as a crossdresser, or maybe he does folk dancing!

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Sid Waterman: You're the daughter I never had.
Sondra Pransky: [touched] Oh, Sidney ...
Sid Waterman: No, I'm kidding, I'm kidding. I never wanted kids.

Karvela (Woody Allen rula muito)